IF
                                                                                              IF I lift my spatula 
                                                                                                flip and sauta
                                                                                            would you laugh at me
                                                                                           If I through my mistakes 
                                                                                           away like the free throws
                                                                                     in the day would you laugh at me
                                                                                    as i turned the oven on to 450 and
                                                                                                did a 360 lay up
                                                                                            would you laugh at me 
                                                                                               If i baked a danish
                                                                                               and gave it to you
                                                                                            would you laugh at me